"I have bad news," my wife said. "I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this."

I waited.

"Jonah deleted your Mii."

AAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, my Mii is gone, along with its 1,500 rating in bowling and 2,205 rating in Tennis, and a pile of medals from Wii Sports training.

The children are now banned from the Mii Channel.